22. We are Naughty but Twice as Nice: Happy Holidays!

<p>Make merry with us!  We gift you with lots of jokes and ways to take care of your poinsettias, Christmas trees and amaryllis flowers.  Plus, we have touching and funny holiday stories.   (Also - unexpected stories about flowers that look like penises and a word that someone calls Edith that has to be bleeped out! ) </p> <p>We have a gentle and sweet rendition of the Gardener’s Night Before Christmas.  Because we’re not a Hallmark special, Christy shows us her dark side with a rather unique take on the O. Henry story about the Gift of the Magi.  And:  What would you do if someone left a partridge and a pear tree on your porch in the middle of freezing winter? Or if pirates cook the calling birds you’re keeping in your dryer?  So many things are wrong in that sentence - you’ll have to listen to find out how all that came about.</p> <p><a href='http://upsidedowntulips.com'>Visit our website for pix, more info and Upside Down Dictionary</a></p> <p><a href='http://upsidedowntulips.com/index.php/home/contact-us/'>Click here to write to us! We would love to  hear your garden stories & Q's!</a></p>