216: 800% Turf Girl

<div>Crystal has a serious announcement. <br> We have an official HD tattoo. <br> Americans sometimes have to share prescriptions, Carolyn is a natural liar and she might have some secrets. <br> Pata Fria has some excellent post-breakup advice, Big Mama got her groove back and having standards is actually really important. <br> <br> Check out this week’s sponsor! <br> <br> </div> <ul><li>BetterHelp</li></ul> <div>Professional therapy from the comfort of your own home.<br> Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to <a href="http://betterhelp.com/">betterhelp.com</a> and use discount code HELLO, that’s <a href="http://betterhelp.com/HELLO">betterhelp.com/HELLO</a><br> <br> <strong>For bonus episodes join our Patreon!!</strong> <a href="http://Patreon.com/hellodysfunction">Patreon.com/hellodysfunction</a> <br> <br> <strong>Follow us on IG: </strong><a href="http://Instagram.com/hellodysfunction">Instagram.com/hellodysfunction</a> <br> <a href="http://Instagram.com/lurkpatafria">Instagram.com/lurkpatafria</a><br> <a href="http://Instagram.com/crystaldamato21">Instagram.com/crystaldamato21</a><br> <br> <strong>Email us your questions/stories at: </strong>hellodysfunction@gmail.com</div>