20. Spiritual UnDirection – God Farts

<p>Take two capsules of Divine gut biota probiotics and quickly grab the nearest ark to store the ensuing flatulence. Be sure to chase those pills with some guilt prayers and affix Elijah’s astronaut helmet.</p> <p>Discussion Starters: Summer heat oppression and plans, religions and birth control, Solomon’s parenting skills, CBN roleplay, America’s Next Top Christian Model, death upon seeing God, ark of the covenant, God’s location, hijabs in church, a prophecy for Stargate fans.</p>