Episode 81: Dumbest Florida Criminals

<p>This week Cassie and Marc count down the top ten dumbest Florida criminals to hit the recent news media, as Marc attempts to guess where in Florida each crime occurred. This is quite possibly our most hilarious episode yet!</p> <p><a href="https://www.audibletrial.com/cmtsu" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Audible Free Trial</a></p> <p>Submit questions and case suggestions <a href= "linktr.ee/cantmakethisshituppod" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">HERE</a>.</p> <p>Email us at: <a href="mailto:cantmakethisshituppod@gmail.com" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">cantmakethisshituppod@gmail.com</a></p> <p>Contact us by mail at:</p> <p>PO Box 903</p> <p>Solvang, CA 93464</p> <p> </p> <p>Source Material:</p> <p><a href= "https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/florida-man-sentenced-to-jail-and-moral-therapy-for-attacking-a-minion-23602592" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Florida man sentenced to jail and moral therapy for attacking a Minion</a></p> <p><a href= "https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/watch-florida-man-steals-crossbow-by-stuffing-it-down-his-pants/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Florida man accused of stealing crossbow by stuffing it down his pants</a></p> <p><a href= "https://www.cbs17.com/news/check-this-out/florida-man-steals-alligator-from-golf-course-tries-teaching-it-a-lesson-by-throwing-it-on-roof-of-bar/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ’teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar</a></p> <p><a href= "https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/drunk-florida-man-tries-to-use-taco-as-id-after-his-car-catches-fire-at-taco-bell-6535056" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell</a></p> <p><a href= "https://www.local3news.com/florida-man-suspected-of-smelling-womans-feet-at-library-leads-police-on-scooter-chase/article_161f0b4d-78c6-5378-ad66-60b73f08f6e1.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at the library</a></p> <p><a href= "https://www.miamine