A Shrub That Gives You "The Finger", Sexy Scottish Accents, & A Blooming Penis Plant

If you really want to tick off your neighbors, a Brit have found the best way to do it. In the beginning, the LORD made the SCOTS just a "wee bit" better...and gave them the sexiest accent in the UK! You may be your family's "flower child" as the "blooming idiot", but my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a blooming "penis plant" is what really smells to high heaven...REALLY! And there's stupidity galore with these prime examples...  Americans Are Partly The Cause of America's Supply Chain Crisis;  FL man will use $1M lottery winnings to upgrade to electric toothbrush;  Man Admits to Drunkenly Shutting Down KS Water System;  Museum's TikTok Banned for Posting Nudes So They Launch an OnlyFans;  The Average Person Has Saved 252 Hours by Not Commuting During the Pandemic/Top Ways to be More Productive While Working from Home;  The Largest Candy Corn Factory Has Been Hacked;  CA school tells parents their kids must eat lunch in the rain due to COVID;  Bud Light Is Selling an Eggnog Hard Seltzer for the Holidays;  Mother-Of-2 Breastfeeds Her Fiancé Twice A Week;  A Burglar Fled into the Woods, Got Lost, & Had to Call 911 to Rescue Him;  Woman says man smashed her fence, window but police couldn’t charge him because he was ‘too drunk’;  A Guy Was Pulled Over for Driving While Playing a Flute With Both Hands;  Guy Finds Loophole in Amusement Park's Annual Pass, Gets Free Meals Every Day for a Year;  Pop-Up Restaurant Karen’s Diner Opens With ‘Rude Staff & Poor Service’;  A Missing Hiker Didn't Answer Their Phone, Because They Thought It Was a Scammer;  A Woman Threw Tacos at Her Mom's Head & Got Arrested for Battery. Play along with "Pancho" in another round of the "Insane Game Show" to decide if it's a "Porn Star or a Weatherman", a "Steakhouse or a Gay Bar", a "Golf Course or a Rehab", & other surprises! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a