PUTIN'S PENIS ENVY MEETS PONDEROUS PENIS OF COLONEL SANDERS

<p>MARCH 25-27, 2022</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>PROFESSOR (IN THE SAME SENSE COLONEL SANDERS WAS A COLONEL) BYRON FAYETTE DRUNKENLY MUSES ON THE BAFFLING STRATEGIC AND TACTICAL BLUNDERS COMMITED BY THE RUSSIAN LEADERSHIP.</p> <p>HE WOULD BE FIGHTING HIMSELF, HE SAYS, BUT THE LAST TIME HE HAD TO RUN TOWARD THE ENEMY, THE ICE KEPT SHAKING OUT OF HIS GLASS.</p>