Bored Security Guard "Improves" $1M Artwork, Butt Grenade Bomb Threat, & A Hissy-Fit in Aisle 3

When you're bored on the job, it's a good idea not to mess with the merchandise, no matter how much you think it needs improvement. Such was the case with a security guard who's contribution to the art world was NOT appreciated. It was a bad gamble for one guy to tell a casino that he had a grenade in his butt & was going to blow up the place. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, has the story of a woman who had a full blown hissy fit in a FL Walmart thinking she was getting the employee discount. Also, these stupid-but-true tales...  Just How Good Is Sex For Your Skin;  Tom Holland Thought Mark Wahlberg Gave Him a Sex Toy & Was Trying to Hit on Him;  Woman Impales Her Foot on a High-Heel While Trying to Kill a Spider;  Shoes From Coffee Grounds & Recycled Bottles Are Waterproof & Comfy;  You've Been Buttering Bread Wrong Your Whole Life;  19-Y/O Woman Finds Out 13-Y/O Brother Is Her Twin;  Drunk Driver Pulls Out Liquor Store Gift Card Instead of Driver’s License;  Miami agrees to do something about its peacock problem;  Zoo hires Marvin Gaye impersonator to get monkeys in the mood;  Someone Tried to Smuggle Cocaine...Inside 20,000 Coconuts;  Guy Tries to Smuggle 2 LIVE Men Into US in a Coffin;  A Pizza Chain Ran a New Ad & Didn't Realize It Included Porn;  37% of Men Gain Weight Watching Football...& the Most Popular Super Bowl Foods in Each State/Reasons I Didn’t Watch the Super Bowl;  A Report About a "Sinkhole" in the Road Turned Out to Be a "Whole Sink";  High School Class Gets Eyeful of Porn Pics;  Drunk Guy Claims to Be Mick Jagger, Climbs on Stage At a Live Show, & Fights a Cop. We'll play more "Insane Games" with "Pancho" to determine if it's a "Steakhouse or Gay Bar" or if it's "Fake News or FLORIDA"! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>