unwritten set of unwritten rules vol 18: the house that has no doors

rule: room for only a few

rule 227: no green day

rule 501: stop hating every server nickname theme

rule 554: no econ 1050

rule 937: no homestuck in #safe-space

rule 1014: ignore all unnumbered rules

rule 2802: if there’s no context and no reciprocity, there’s no answer

rule of magic: always be the smartest guy in the room

rule of reporting: never count on breaks. you want a story, go get one