Sex Talk Over Dog Poop, Teen Squeaks From A Swallowed Doggie Toy, & Porn Goes Political

<p>Having "The Talk" with your teen about sex is awkward enough, so why not have the talk while doing something awkward...like picking up poop from your dog? A typical 13-y/o was enjoying tantalizing his mom by chewing on a squeaky toy until his mom tried to grab it from him...and he swallowed the squeaker! Now even the ER staff is laughing. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has found a politician who has no chance of winning, so he had no objections to hiring an adult movie star to make a political PORN flick for his campaign. It couldn't have been more desperate...or stupid. Just like the rest of the examples you'll hear in this episode...&nbsp;</p> <ul> <li>The 5 Rules for Surviving in a Stupid World;&nbsp;</li> <li>Should All Cars Have a Feature That Prevents You from Speeding?/Other Annoying Things Cars Should Prevent Drivers from Doing;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Mom Let Her 10-y/o Son Get a Tattoo;&nbsp;</li> <li>Disney adult shoves Chewbacca, ruins kids’ day at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Radio Host Fainted on the Air While Confronting Her Fear of Spiders;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Woman Got Scammed by a Guy Claiming to Be an Astronaut Who Needed Money to Get Back from the Space Station;&nbsp;</li> <li>Busch Is Adding Another Exciting Beer...for Dogs;&nbsp;</li> <li>PA Parks Officials Release Curious Statement About Bigfoot Warnings;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Woman Had 23 Contact Lenses Stuck in Her Eye;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Woman Got Caught Using a Stolen Credit Card, <em>Because She Also Used Her Loyalty Card</em>;&nbsp;</li> <li>$400K Worth of Meth Was Found in Condoms...<u>Stuffed Inside Pumpkins</u>;&nbsp;</li> <li>Man Shines Laser Pointer at Another Car…&amp; Caused It to Crash Into Him;&nbsp;</li> <li>Cops Caught a Thief After He Left His Severed Finger at the Crime Scene;&nbsp;</li> <li>Roller Coasters Are Triggering the iPhone's Crash Detector &amp; Calling 911.&nbsp;</li> </ul> <p>Play along with "Pancho" this week &amp; see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane G