A Woodcock Tweet Flitters Twitter, Wild Game Supper At The ZOO, Pet-Distracted Sex

<p>The urbane British bird conservatory charity couldn't tweet when discussing "woodcocks" on Twitter because the algorithms have a dirty mind. What better place to prepare a smorgasbord of "wild game" for a party than a zoo? The director of a Mexican zoo got canned after 14 animals went "missing". Can you keep your mind on what you're doing when romancing in the bedroom when "Fluffy" or "Fido" is watching or want to make it a threesome? This &amp; more mind-numbing stupidity awaits...</p> <ul> <li>Neighbors Send Note Begging Man to Stop Having Sex at 6AM;&nbsp;</li> <li>Horrified Gas Station Staff Find Severed Human Penis in Parking Lot;&nbsp;</li> <li>Quebec's Groundhog Dies Before Groundhog Day–They Used a Child &amp; a Stuffed Animal;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Basketball Coach Was Fired...for Impersonating a 13-Y/O Player in a Game;&nbsp;</li> <li>A TikToker Got Fined $18,500 for Eating a Great White Shark;&nbsp;</li> <li>New TikTok Trend: Taking Tranquilizers...&amp; Seeing Who Can Stay Awake;&nbsp;</li> <li>TikTok's "100 Envelope Challenge";&nbsp;</li> <li>Family Can’t Believe What They Find When They Cut Open Their Sofa;&nbsp;</li> <li>6-y/o Orders $1K Worth of Grubhub Food—Caused Parade of Delivery Cars;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Guy Came Home to His Neighbor Wearing His Clothes &amp; Eating His Food, with a Fire Raging in the Background;&nbsp;</li> <li>Woman found lookalike online—&amp; killed her to fake own death;&nbsp;</li> <li>Horrified Gas Station Staff Find Severed Human Penis in Parking Lot;&nbsp;</li> <li>NE Police say Thief stuffed Burger King’s bathroom pipes in pants;&nbsp;</li> <li>Sexy or Just Painful? Denim Short Thongs Now Exist;&nbsp;</li> <li>FL Man Charged With Playing With His Jalapeño in Chipotle Parking Lot;&nbsp;</li> <li>6 Doctors Swallowed Lego Heads for Science. Here’s What Came Out;&nbsp;</li> <li>Are Swingin' Seniors Tying Loofahs to Their Cars to Let People Know?&nbsp;</li> </ul> <p>Play along with "Pancho" this week &amp; see if you can do better then he can at gu