THE 10001 LAWSUITS I - #TristaTheMan 💃 - WOULD LOVE 💕 TO FILE AGAINST THE U.S.GOVERNMENT! 🇺🇸😆 🇺🇸 ✊🏾 #ha

Happy Foo’s Day, suckaz! Since nobody -even lawyers have any balls 🏀 ⚽️ in this lame-ass cuzuntry, - HEY 👋 man 👨 I’D RATHER BE A BROAD, 💃 actually!! Get it - I’D RATHER BE ABROAD, ACTUALLY !!! So in the interest of protecting and serving my country try 🇺🇸 so this is why I have made conscious decision - & pledge; oath, of ill will I mean if u will! I pledge to satirizeTF out of USG, my own LIT 🔥 tle ‘Private War of Words’ w/USG. I’m gonna make my new project to single-handedly / #ReformTheUSG. 1) NO MORE ☝️ BLACK OPS BUDGETS! In fact, we gonna #DefundEverything. I bet I’m the founder of the #DefundEverything movement. Let’s re-appraise ourselves as a nation. / 🎶 #hiphopcaucus / I feel it is my role Lin life to / play the jester / to put turn yer tears 😭 to joy 🥲, yo ! / to put a smile 😃 on the face of yer misery/ is all I aspire to, yo ❤️ AND to lambaste MERCILESSLY & harpoon the sh+t out of yaz; the ‘Humor Treatment’ & #talkingcure; of sorts; as, the maxim was right: LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINEI -#THEETrista - am announcing a multi-plenitude of ways I’m gonna SUE OUTTA EXISTENCE the combined & hefty weights of the following perpetrators in our Society of our Combined miseries the- THEY, they being the ‘Powers That Be’ up til now, at least- WEThePeople demand freedom from oppression NOW! That is our #NewSocialContract. We need #termlimits! Immediately! abolishyheelectoralcollege cancelallstudentdebt #freeenergyforall #m4a; federally decriminalize cannabis!!!! 😆 🌿 & release all the pot prisoners still in jail! & #savethefnchildren & #LockUpTrumpNow & the rest of the #notedchildsextraffickers! Call in ICC to try trump at The Hague for his crimes against humanity #kidsincages #muslimtravelban #notolerancepolicy #defunddhs 🇺🇸 plus, all 150GOPTraitors! 🔑 PASS HR25 NOW if I agree ☝️ call fn Congress, don’t just sit there reading 📖 this sh+t! So April 1 2021: I made the announcement: I chose to file 10,001 fn lawsuits against the government, to sue it on behalf of the people’s kntersT, to get the government’s knee off