PTP 333 - January 11, 2021 - Dumb Ways to Die, Is It a Sandwich?, Scary Theories, Sucks to Suck, and The Dripstick

<p><em>Opening</em></p> <p>- <a href="https://www.agco.ca/general/general-information-legal-drinking-age-and-photo-id">The drinking age in Ontario</a></p> <p><strong>Buy the World by Chris Nichols</strong></p> <p><em>Dumb Ways People Have Died</em></p> <p>- <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna39377851">Segway company owner rides scooter off cliff</a></p> <p>- <a href="https://visual.ly/community/infographic/humor/funniest-and-weirdest-ways-people-have-actually-died">The funniest and weirdest ways people have died</a></p> <p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/beholdthemasterrace/comments/kt61mv/terrorist_kevin_greeson_who_accidentally_tazered/">A guy tasered himself IN THE BALLS and had a heart attack</a></p> <p>- <a href="https://www.distractify.com/p/did-a-rioter-taser-himself-to-death">(sadly) looks like it’s false</a></p> <p><strong>Warning (Cover) by Jake Brenneman</strong></p> <p><em>The Dripstick</em></p> <p>- <a href="https://awkwardessentials.com/">Awkward Essentials</a></p> <p>- <a href="https://awkwardessentials.com/products/dripstick-the-69">The 69</a></p> <p>- <a href="https://awkwardessentials.com/products/dripstick-party-pack">The Bachelorette Pack</a></p> <p><strong>Heroin by Connor Graham</strong></p> <p><em>Sucks to Suck</em></p> <p>- <a href="https://www.rte.ie/news/newslens/2021/0108/1188541-potato-police-england/">Toe in a field turns out to be a potato</a></p> <p>- <a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/01/08/florida-men-robbed-graves-of-veterans-because-they-have-stronger-spirits-sheriff-says/">Grave robbers targeted veterans because they have “stronger spirits”</a></p> <p>- <a href="https://www.thepigeonexpress.com/wedding-goes-off-script-when-groom-runs-away-forcing-bride-to-wed-one-of-the-guest/">A wedding goes a little off-script&nbsp;</a></p> <p>- <a href="https://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-worlds-unluckiest-burglars-butt-dial-999-during-break-in-20210107?source=twitter">Burglar’s butt-dial police</a></p> <p><strong>Love and War by Brenan Clarke</strong></p> <p><em>The