Minute 55 - The Hot Cup of Joe

<p>Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 55! This week's episode has us contemplating our demise, analyzing some interesting ways to defend ourselves with beverages and going deep into the potential underlying mechanics orchestrating the movements of our frozen foe.</p> <p>As always, we decide who wins the scene, come up with some video game ideas, give quantifiable measurements of gags confined within this minute and determine whether this minute is funny or not.</p> <p>Thank you again for joining us and be sure to pack some caffeinated heat and join us again next week for Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 56!&nbsp;</p> <p>Finito!</p> <p>Opening music is <a href="https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4457-take-a-chance" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod</a> (modified) and licensed under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">CC BY 4.0</a>.</p> <p>Closing music is <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Freak_Fandango_Orchestra/Tales_Of_A_Dead_Fish/No_means_no" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra</a> (modified) and licensed under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">CC BY-SA 3.0</a>.</p> <p>To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)</p> <p>To Order</p> <p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FRXRRTZ/ref=as_sl_pc_qf_sp_asin_til?tag=cabinboyminut-20&amp;linkCode=w00&amp;linkId=ed3d25d357f54a4f273c7ec7f11cd0c2&amp;creativeASIN=B07FRXRRTZ" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cabin Boy: &nbsp;Kino Lorber Special Edition Blu Ray DVD&nbsp;</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000068MBS/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=cabinboyminut-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B000068MBS&amp;linkId=f59afbd6035e2d9d8064132f67c8a8