House Cat High School Hiatus, Big Tipper Takedown, & Cat Food Pate

When does a house cat evacuate a high school? When they think it's a BOBCAT. A police chase comes to an end when the cows come home. And a guy's drunk texts to an aquarium actually get answered. There's more stupidity ahead with these choice examples: A Woman's 1-Night-Stand Found Out She Had a Boyfriend, & Left Him Note...Under Her Toilet Seat;  A Guy Named "Florida" Was Busted in FL After a Ridiculous Crime Spree;  VA dad invents spit-free way to blow out birthday candles;  A Drunk Driver Got Picked Up by Her Twin Sister...Who Was Even Drunker;  Couple Find Out ‘Absolutely Gorgeous Pate’ They Ate Was Cat Food;  Guy Sets His Neighbors' House on Fire Because They Didn't Mow His Lawn;  A Man Didn't Want His Girlfriend Moving In, So He Burned His House Down.  And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is IN PERSON this week to be on the podcast...he, along with Mrs. Pancho & Baby Pancho, made a trek from Jacksonville, FL to beautiful Happy Valley, PA! So we all enjoyed a wonderful dinner & while the dishes were being washed & put away, we enjoyed a rare podcast moment when we could talk about stupidity around the kitchen table! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>