Emotional Support BARBIE, Emotional Support GATOR, & A Penile Weight Lifting Fail

<p>We as a society must be an emotional wreck with all the &quot;support&quot; we are needing these days. And thanks to a popular motion picture, now adults are finding a need for Barbie dolls. A Phillies fan would have been allowed to watch the game against the Pittsburgh Pirates at Citizen&#39;s Bank Park if he had brought his Barbie doll. Instead he needed support from his ALLIGATOR. He didn&#39;t make it into game, as you might have expected. My Insane FL Nephew, &quot;Pancho Guero&quot; has the tragic tale of a weight lifter who may want to stick with trying to increase the size of his biceps with gym weights instead of trying to use them to increase the size of his manhood... And the stupidity is on the increase with this week&#39;s episode...</p> <ul> <li>Vacuum Containing Hundreds of Hornets Stolen From Beekeeper&#39;s Truck; </li> <li>Man Eats 135 Carolina Reaper Peppers In One Sitting; </li> <li>FL Man Caught on Camera Pooping While Trying to Rob a Boat; </li> <li>A Woman &quot;Borrowed&quot; an Alligator for a Photo Shoot, &amp; Left It in a Hotel Bathtub; </li> <li>Chicken brawl ends up ruffling feathers, sending 2 men to jail in Florida; </li> <li>A Drunk Man Was Arrested After Shooting at Phantom Thieves; </li> <li>A High-End Fashion Brand Is Selling $5,600 Underwear; </li> <li>Woman Causes DUI Crash, Gets Another Drink from Store, &amp; Chugs It; </li> <li>FL DUI Suspect on Lawn Mower Nabbed While Making Beer Run; </li> <li>DoorDash Driver Charged After Following GPS Into A Swamp; </li> <li>FL Man Busted for Keeping Threatened Tortoise Species in Bucket; </li> <li>Trucker ticketed after wedging helicopter beneath overpass in Louisiana; </li> <li>Husband Accidentally Sends a Nude Photo of His Wife to Their Whole Family; </li> <li>Body Cam of Cop Going on a &quot;Wild Chicken Chase&quot;; </li> <li>A Guy Stole Border Patrol Equipment to Prep for a Zombie Apocalypse; </li> <li>Woman Sues Walt Disney World After Waterslide Wedgie Damaged Her “Lady Parts”; </li> <li> $10K Wor