Baggage Claim Coon, Toco The Man-Collie, & An Incestuous Manatee's Fatal Fling

<p>Good help is hard to find &amp; the baggage crew at the Philadelphia International Airport did not resort to bringing in raccoons to fill the employment gap. Nevertheless, there was one that popped up amongst the suitcases. A collie went for a walk in the park &amp; everyone loved petting &amp; playing with the pooch. Only one small caveat: It was a $14,000 suit specifically made for a Japanese man who&#39;s greatest desire in life was to be a dog. An unfortunate demise for a manatee who had desires for his brother came when he died after some &quot;high intensity sex&quot;. Stupidity is rampant in the animal kingdom, as it is with this week&#39;s episode...</p> <ul> <li>Worst Mash-Up Ever? Mustard-Flavored Skittles Arrived; </li> <li>Naked woman gets out of car, opens fire on Bay Bridge during rush hour; </li> <li>Ice Cream Challenge: Throwing Soft Serve at Your Co-Worker&#39;s Head; </li> <li>Bizarre &#39;Facekinis&#39; Fashion Craze Hits China Beaches Amid Record Heat; </li> <li>Hotel Evacuated After Teen Girl Sets Fire to Sofa After Fight With Mother; </li> <li>‘Investigate these claims’: UFO transparency at center of House hearing; </li> <li>It&#39;s So Hot That People Are Getting Burned by Falling on the Ground, &amp; Shoes Are Melting in the Streets; </li> <li>Someone&#39;s Throwing Frozen Bananas at Passing Cars In PA; </li> <li>Amazon Sent a Woman 1,000 Headlamps &amp; 800 Glue Guns; </li> <li>Woman Says She Was Blocked from Bathroom &amp; Pees on Plane Floor; </li> <li>An Amusement Park Ride Malfunctioned &amp; Wouldn&#39;t Stop; </li> <li>A Neighborhood Lost Its Ice Cream Truck After Someone Complained About the Music; </li> <li>A Would-Be Intruder Got Caught in Someone&#39;s Chimney; </li> <li>First AI Sex Toy Allows Users to Masturbate Using Only Their Mind; </li> <li>A Would-Be Intruder Got Caught in Someone&#39;s Chimney; </li> <li>Woman Are Using the &quot;Barbie Test&quot; to Screen Potential Mates/Women Got Into a Fight at a &quot;Barbie&quot; Movie; </li> <li>Bumb