Silly String Assault & Battery, Sister Surrogate Sex, & A Real Police G.O.A.T.

Of all the school teachers that have been coated with silly string, now they can file charges for assault. At least that's what the parents of a couple of kids did to 2 other kids who "Silly-Strings" their precious children. Why spend all that money on IVF for your sister-in-law to carry your baby when you can just plant it in her MAN-ually? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will tell you that suggestion did not end well for one fellow. "Pancho" will also have a tale of how the police in VA may deputize a goat for being the G.O.A.T. in nabbing a perp. It's the Greatest Of All Stupidity with these stories & more...  Tough crap! After NYC poop perp walks, politician pitches felony law;  NC Woman Fighting DMV To Keep ‘Fart’ Vanity Plate;  A 9-y/o Snuck Out of His House, Boarded a Plane, & Flew 1,700 Miles Without His Parents;  FL Man Gets Pulled Over for Speeding & Blames Russia;  A.I. Can Now Read Your Social Media Posts & Determine if You're Nuts/Top Signs Someone's Nuts;  Realtor Goes to Wrong House...Got In...& Showed It to Prospective Buyers;  45,000 Pounds Of Chicken Fat Spill On AL Interstate When Semi Overturns;  Turkeys Causing Trouble In CT;  Box of human heads stolen from Denver truck;  PA Woman Dug Up Her Ex-Boyfriend's Ashes & Left the Urn Out for Her Parole Officer to See;  Joy Behar Fell on Her Butt LIVE on "The View";  New Yorkers Are Making Hundreds Of Noise Complaints Over Loud Sex;  Dad Confesses To Picking Out A Baby Name While His Wife Was ‘Passed Out’ After Birth;  Woman Banned From Tinder After Sharing Photos Of Herself ‘As A Clown’;  Wife Shot Her Husband in the Junk with a Spear Gun for Not Making Dinner;  There's a Specific Bathroom Stall That Gets Used Way More Than Others/Questions to Ask Yourself Before Using a Public Bathroom.  And "Pancho" has a couple more questions to give his sage advice. Our "Ask Pancho" questions are: "I Want To Screen My New Neighbor" & "My Ex Talks About Me On A Podcast" And you can play along with "Pancho" in another round of the