Remote Kissing App, Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day, & A Mummified Spiritual Girlfriend

<p>Everything these days are going virtual...and now we add kissing to the list. Complete with silicon lips. Sugar Daddies (and Mamas) need their special day so one woman brought up the proposal at a zoning board meeting. If you can't get a girlfriend, any ol' mummy will do, as my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" will elaborate about... And there's a lot of elaborating about stupidity this week, too.</p> <ul> <li>TikTok Unveils Utterly Useless Feature to Stop Kids Doomscrolling;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Stripper Battered Her Ex with a Wad of Cash;&nbsp;</li> <li>Arizona grandmother’s M&amp;M-themed funeral casket goes viral;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Couple Discovered That a Cat Was Living in Their Vegas Hotel Room;&nbsp;</li> <li>Plane Full of Vomiting Passengers Stranded in Closed Airport Overnight;&nbsp;</li> <li>Person hired to promote new ‘Scream’ movie prompts 911 calls;&nbsp;</li> <li>Man plans to turn 10,000-sq. ft. jail into a unique Airbnb;&nbsp;</li> <li>Ford Is Working on a Feature to Let You Nap on Your Drive to Work;&nbsp;</li> <li>Tiny Ancient Celtic Statue With Enormous Movable Penis Found in England;&nbsp;</li> <li>Doctor 'Cuts Off Man's Penis' After Mistaking Syphilis for Cancer;&nbsp;</li> <li>What's the Worst Thing to Eat on a Plane: Ribs, Oysters, Egg Salad, or a "Large Bowl of Beans";&nbsp;</li> <li>KFC Is Bringing Back Its "Double Down" Sandwich After Nearly a Decade;&nbsp;</li> <li>OnlyFans Model Disturbed After Learning Mom's New Boyfriend Is One of Her Biggest Subscribers;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Guy Rented a Billboard to Find a Wife, but It's Already Backfired;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Couple of Thieves Got Caught While Recharging Their Tesla;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Study Found the Reasons Why Clowns Are So Scary;&nbsp;</li> <li>Would You Buy a "Human Skin" Jacket?</li> </ul> <p>Play along with "Pancho" this week &amp; see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" &amp; find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more