Episode 10: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane / Charlie and the Chocolate Factory / Ovipositors / Co-Host Down

<p>To celebrate their landmark 10^th episode, Josh and Tallan invited the MFP&rsquo;s number one fan, the effervescent Nicole Conley! Of course, it wouldn&rsquo;t be a landmark episode without a rash of sound problems throughout the show.</p> <p>J&amp;T demolished a bottle of Glen Livet 12. Host Note: this is the drunkest Tallan has ever been during a recording. He disavows the second half of the show due to not remembering anything he said. That&rsquo;s what happens when you drink 2/3 of the bottle. Oh, yeah, and Nicole was drinking cheap vodka and Rockstar.</p> <p>For the Weekly Dilemma, Josh rages against the weather, Tallan can&rsquo;t figure out what to put in his new decanters, and Nicole can&rsquo;t figure out what to name her Etsy store.</p> <p>In the Movie Review segment, the trio review the cult classic, &ldquo;The Adventures of Ford Fairlane&rdquo; starring Andrew Dice Clay. Tallan is not a fan of nostalgia.</p> <p>The Tales of Domestic Bliss segment consisted of Josh expressing his concerns about his fashion sense (or lack thereof), Nicole talks about the dynamics of dealing with her teenage kids during a pandemic, and Tallan worries that he&rsquo;s monopolizing his girlfriend&rsquo;s time.</p> <p>For This is a Thing, Josh dives into the unique world of Futanari, Nicole shares the fascinating device known as the ovipositor, and Tallan shares a video (yes, in a non-visual medium) that puts the gas in gastroenterology.</p> <p>In the Kid&rsquo;s Corner, the group review Tim Burton&rsquo;s &ldquo;Charlie and the Chocolate Factory&rdquo;. Conspiracy theories abound.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Check out Nicole&rsquo;s Etsy shop, Greedful Things</p> <p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/GreedfulThings?fbclid=IwAR1EOg0k3JBz-oJwyAVr40Qv8ojKmgTaoAq0RMTKowyCpm6hUt7bEvNidzA">https://www.etsy.com/shop/GreedfulThings?fbclid=IwAR1EOg0k3JBz-oJwyAVr40Qv8ojKmgTaoAq0RMTKowyCpm6hUt7bEvNidzA</a></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>You can download all our episodes from Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Play, or wherever you