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7. Haunted Houses (in Hilarious Hill Areas)

8. Skeletons and Bones (Keep 'Em in the Closet...and Smoke 'Em)

9. Mummies and Ancient Curses (My Mom?: "Darn it!")

10. Pumpkins and Jack-o'-Lanterns (Always Smiling? ALWAYS Laughing?)

11. Black Cats and Superstitions (Stevie!!)

12. Graveyards and Tombstones (I'd rather pass... gallstones!)

13. Spooky Sounds and Noises (Messages from Uranus)

14. Full Moons and Nighttime (Best Time to Hang 'Em!)

15. Trick-or-Treating Adventures (Smell My Feet?)