Telltale signs of a homesick turtle

Terraforming tiny turntables

Fried pickies with a side of ice cream

Your laughter sounds like chalk on a nailboard

Bowties but they’re really small, sentient, and hyper intelligent

Dancing on miniature skyscrapers

Bro he just wants to show you his rock

Ifyougotaproblemwithcanadamoosesyougotaproblemwithmeandisuggestyouletthatonemarinate

Pint sized pinto beans