Around the World in 20 Mistakes: A Step-By-Step Guide to Conquering Oceans, Weather, and Common Sense: An Incredibly Unhelpful Manual for Sailing Off in the Wrong Direction by Someone Who Did it

Introduction

So… Why Exactly Are We Doing This?

Step 1: Live Your Dreams (Even the Stupid Ones)

Step 2: Hear the Call (It’s Probably Just Tinnitus)

Step 3: Learn to Sail (Or at Least Fake It Convincingly)

Step 4: Explore (But Try Not to Get Arrested)

Step 5: Buy a Boat (Ignore All Sensible Advice)

Step 6: Get to Work! (Boats Eat Money for Breakfast)

Step 7: Ask for Help (Because Duct Tape Has Limits)