The Adventures of Ulvik the Troll

"With literature like this, it's no wonder we find ourselves in the Dark Ages"Ulvik is wise according to the low standards of his kind. He is the only troll who knows which colour of cow is best for chopping into sausages or why a Saxon is tastier than a Celt when stewed with dumplings.In his adventures, set in tenth-century England, he meets Saxons who want to roast him for dinner, a scary Viking chieftain who wants to punish him for burgling the local mill and a neurotic shepherd, anxious to understand his sheep.Warning! This book contains a small number of hairy people, which some readers may find offensive.Stories included:Searching for SaxonsThe SignStocks and Sheep SandwichesRead more